Comebacks

👊🏼When someone says "Fail" ••You: I didn't ask for your life story 😁When someone calls you annoying ••You: Thanks! In trying to be like you today! ☺️When a person is being stupid, mean or annoying ••You: I'd slap you but that would be animal abuse

😆When a person makes fun of you ••You: Were you born in the highway because that's where the most accidents happen 😇When your ex bf makes fun of you ••You: I've been called worse....your girlfriend 👋🏼When that person you hate keeps talking to you ••You: You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah

😑When someone butts into your conversation ••You: Quick, check your face! I just found your nose in my business Another one^^ 😎When someone's butts into your conversation ••You: Hey! I found your nose...All up in my business