Gifts For Him

Take A Few For The Team – No man can properly lead his team as an armchair quarterback without fueling his hype with the lifeblood of a true fan: beer. The NFL Barware Crate is the #2 quickest and #1 safest way to transform your responsible self into a team scream machine.

Veins Cold As Ice – We're not sure how Canada, the Ned Flanders of countries, excels at the brash, barbaric sport of hockey, but somehow they do. Our NHL Barware Cate is a hip check of excitement for every true hockey fan.

t's What's On The Inside That Counts... – As kids, we believed this. But after lining our nightstands with Most Improved trophies and participation awards, we realized a great personality will only get you so far. The Muscle Hustle Crate goes the distance for ultimate core fitness.

Shankers Gonna Shank – The Golfer's Crate has the gear, grub, and guidance to get you out on the green. The only catch, some of the balls we ship have a propensity to land in water hazards, sand traps, or the deep, deep rough. So those errant shots aren't your fault, just a bizarre engineering fla

All About That Bass – If he hunts bass with the reckless, self-destructive obsession of a speedboat-owning Captain Ahab, the Bass Whisperer Crate just might be his white whale.

Lean, Mean, Global Cuisine – The Exotic Meats Crate: all the excitement of embarking on an African safari without the awkwardness of asking if they'll be handing out free samples.

Neanderthal Nutrition – The Paleo Diet is all the rage these days. Why millions of Americans would want to look like bulky, unkempt cavemen is beyond us, but if that’s where the new standard of beauty is headed, we’re not complaining. The Caveman Crate is the ultimate treat for any m

Rise and Dine! – You only get one breakfast a day, why waste it on fruit? The Morning Glory Crate triumphantly reacquaints America with the lost art of hearty, hefty breakfast.

Morning Reinforcements – This isn't slow-sip, book club coffee or gather round and gab coffee. The Coffee Ammo Can has one singular objective: infiltrate swiftly and annihilate grogginess.

The Greatest of Alco-lades – Receiving the Personalized Barware Crate is more flattering and dignifying than having a national library dedicated in your name, because when's the last time you've stepped foot in a library?

Common Side Effects: – WARNING: the Personalized Whiskey Crate may cause trendier, better fitting clothes, funnier personal anecdotes, and occasional outbursts of intrigue and great hair.

Only You Controller Your Destiny – Thumb blisters are no laughing matter. They're the battlescars of a relentless video game warrior. The Retro Gamer Crate is a supply drop for those about to do battle within the 8-bit universe.

Shelter Your Smoke Sticks – You may be fine roughing it in the woods, but your cigars have a higher standard. The Premium Cigar Humidor is a luxury suite of perfectly, humidified American cedar.

The Ace In The Hole – The Ammo Can Poker Set is the product of a steamy encounter between portability and durability, tough enough to protect your gambling gear from the perils of nature, sword attacks, and the harshest of words...because some people are just sore losers.

Brush Up On Style – Despite the explicit name, the Clean Shave Crate is extremely versatile in grooming capabilities, perfect for advanced undertakings like friendly muttonchops, the Tom Selleck, or the legendary Fu Manchu.

Fun Is A Spectrum – For some, the mere thought of climbing K2, running with the bulls, or salsa-dancing the night away is enought to pull a muscle. For these men, there's the Old School Crate: packed with the tools and fuel for pure, unadulterated, "no need to leave the house" fun!

There Will Be Blood – The government may not let us ship compound bows or rifles anymore, not after the infamous UPS/FedEx/USPS Tri-Postal Blood Feud of 2012, but we can still deliver a top-notch all-purpose hunting supply drop.

Out of the Can, Into the Wild – The wilderness has remained wild for a reason. It's exotic, serene, and infested with things that want to eat you alive (sometimes from the inside out). The Outdoor Survival Ammo Can is your ticket to adventure, and this ticket is round trip.

No Need to Outrun the Walkers... – You just need to be a tougher target than the next guy. When you're in a survival situation, it's every man for himself. The Zombie Survival Crate makes the difference between being that guy and being the next guy.

Operation Diaper Dump – Your mission: Expose. Depose. Dispose. And then be on your way with your mini-me before any civilians catches even a whiff of the diaper crisis you just averted. With the New Dad Tactical Bag, taking care of baby business is business as usual.