The Guide To Filling Up Your Life Saver: A Handbag (the Must Haves For A Lady!!)
posted in All on 7/6/2015

Oh my gosh yas! You finally got "that" handbag! Now, resist the urge to fill it with chocolate and empty Starbucks cups, it's not a walking trash can. Here is the absolute guide on what to shove into your bottomless pit of a hand bag! π

Your wallet (duh). You can't forget your money, credit card, or your chipotle gift card!! (I see all you basic white girlsπ)

Shades. Choose a basic color, you never know what outfit you'll be wearing when you need them. You don't want to be walking into a business meeting with your crazy butt hello kitty frames. It's not a hangover, gurl.β

Ear buds...it's a definite. You never know when your going to have a rough day and you want to cry over the steering wheel to Ed Sheeran or strut down the street to Rupaul. Hey, stuff happens π

Perfume. Not completely necessary, but it's nice to not smell disgusting and rather like flowers for the day. Who knows, someone could mistake you for a delicious smelling fruit and eat you up π (sorry kids)

#YouStaaank #GetDeodorant #EndOfStory

Gum. News flash: coffee breath, banana breath, smoke breath, Doritos breath, chocolate breath ALL don't smell appealing. Whip out the trident mint gum. People will like you better π GirlCode

Tampons. Sometimes, Aunt Flow trickles on down south of the equator for a lovely visit. ALWAYS BE PREPARED! Have around 2 or 3 play text sport tampons in you purse minimum. Red is cute on your lips, not on your pants.

Lip Balm. Ain't NODBODY, I repeat NOBODY wants to make out with those cakey dry lips, cracking off left and right leaving spots of blood. You're not Hannibal Lector, maintain your lips bub π

Bobby Pins. Your hair is your baby, your baby must be restrained, and not running off into wild world of static electricity. So welcome to your life saver. π

Hair ties. That way you can pull it back into a pony tail and whip all the haters with it. Like Willow Smithπ
Yay! We are done! You now know how to be a real person with a real grown up person with legit stuff in it.
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